NOBODY CARES! (In a good way)

If you’ve never had a girlfriend, if you don’t know what you’re doing in life, if your dream to be an actor isn’t working out, if you’ve never really had a proper job, if you’re still living at home, if nobody bought your soul/folk EP, if your Youtube channel has 5 subscribers, if you’ve put on 2 stone this year, if you’re on your 8th gap year, if you started writing a book  but never finished it, if your Tech start up is failing, if nobody asked you to prom, if you went travelling and it sucked, if you’re the worst sales guy at your company, if nobody put in for your charity fundraiser, if you didn’t make the Ultimate Frisbee team, if you don’t think Jennifer Aniston is still hot, NOBODY CARES!!!!!

When we go out on a new venture, try something new, express ourselves, we’re arrogant enough to think that the whole world is watching us when we fail. Well just so you know, nobody really genuinely cares. Everybody is too busy thinking about themselves, already swamped thinking about their own needs and wants. I don’t mean that in a narcissistic or uncompassionate way, it’s just your downfalls and failures are really not high priority.  You’re the only one thinking you’re a ‘failure,’ not us.

Take my thought life for example, i’ve put it in a pie chart to simplify it..

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See? My thinking is already dominated by Disney’s golden couple and The Earth Song. You on the other hand, take up 3 percent.. Congrats..

So take this post as permission to fail. Get good at it. Make it a daily practice. Fail often and fail hard. Because the reality is, nobody efffingg  cares!!!!!!!





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